HAL 9000

I can see it now... "Open the iPod bay doors HAL." .. . "I'm sorry Dave, my Windows XP crashed."

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Реклама Mac- ков , конец 90-х.

HAL 9000: вымышленный компьютер из цикла произведений Космическая Одиссея Артура Кларка, обладающий способностью к самообучению и являющийся примером искусственного интеллекта в научной фантастике.

Lost all my demos, so... next best thing. This game is from some cpmduel cup final.
Testing this graphical config.

Some things just don't change

HAL rockin' rokky during the CPM Duel Masters cup 2013!

casters: ddk and nekon


именно из этого момента фильма в треке у Игоря Быстрова был использован семпл монолога Hal 9000

What would of happened if the HAL-9000 computer in 2001 A Space Odyssey had Darth Vader's voice from Star Wars...

Here is a video on what might of happened if Darth Vader's voicebox was made by the same company that designed HAL-9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey

Artist : Hal 9000, Sylvie Marks
Title : My Computer Eats An Acid Trip (Dexter Remix)
Genre : Techno
Label : Bpitch Control
Date : 2005-04-26
Quality : 320 kbps
Source : https://pro.beatport.com/track/my-computer-eats-an-acid-trip-remix/33948

by Vitaliy Tkachuk

An excerpt from the 1968 film "2001: A Space Odyssey" directed by Stanley Kubrick.

Synopsis: Mankind finds a mysterious, obviously artificial, artifact buried on the moon and, with the intelligent computer HAL, sets off on a quest, where the way the HAL 9000 super computer malfunctions.

© Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Inc. (MGM)

Hal 9000 and Dave's conversation in A Space Odyssey (1963)

Привет! Такие видеоролики в нашем сообществе называются #КультовыеСцены. Хочешь узнать больше о мире кинематографа? Посети:

Мы ежедневно рассказываем нашим подписчикам о культовых фильмах и истории их создания, публикуем красивые фан-арты и проводим интересные опросы. Также у нас ты можешь посмотреть знаменитые отрывки из фильмов, почитать биографии известных деятелей кино и послушать лучшие саундтреки.

Мы покажем тебе удивительный мир настоящего кино! Доверься нам, ведь у нас есть вкус...

Video of the Hal 9000 screensaver running on my setup. I used to have a matrix screensaver but got bored with it so I'm trying out this one out for a bit. If you know any good screensavers for a 3+ monitor setup leave a comment.
Hal files (screensaver & Wallpaper) both mac and PC

Nzr0 filmed this

Остановись Дэйв. Мне страшно


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■vocal & lyrics
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friendly match 20.05.2013

HALL 9000-переквалификация

Yo dudes,

I asked HAL for a demo, this is what he gave me. :D

I'll probably mess with the config in the future to see what looks best, anyway hope you enjoy. gg cu

Preview server 2015 - HAL_9000 GamePlay

This one turned out more weird/creepy than funny, but still entertaining. Sci-fi classic, 2001: A Space Odyssey, cut down to just the HAL 9000.

Rules: All close ups of HAL's red "eye" are kept, regardless of dialogue. Then, any shot where Hal is speaking and is the focal point of the shot--close up or pulled back--is left in as well. Everything else... cut.

Be sure to leave suggestions for future supercuts in the comments, and don't forget to subscribe for future supercuts!


We first load into Photosounder a sound of HAL 9000's voice, which is turned into an image, and we first play it back into a sound at its original rate. Then the Time resolution knob is turned down a notch and the image-sound is played about 3 times slower, without any change in pitch.

Then the Time resolution is turned down some more until the playback rate for the image-sound is 200 times slower than the original, and a strange and eerie soundscape emerges from the man's extr

Unbeatable player hal_9000 on his map .

2001: A Space Odyssey Movie Clip - watch all clips http://j.mp/yTO08i
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The Hal 9000 computer refuses to obey an order from Bowman (Keir Dullea) by simply responding in monotone, "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

TM © Warner Bros. (2012)
Cast: Keir Dullea, Douglas Rain
Director: Stanley Kubrick
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We mourn the death of HAL 9000, beloved homicidal computer.

When comedian Jon Benjamin (Bob's Burgers / Archer) stopped by Late Night Basement, we asked him to lend is voice over skills to some of the most iconic scenes in movie history. In this clip, Benjamin improvs the voice of HAL in one of the biggest scenes from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

This sketch is a part of Late Night Basement, a live late night show hosted by Chris Rose in Brooklyn. For More info:



I own absolutely nothing. This is just a funny clip to use when the web admin is not responding...
From 2001: A Space Odyssey, a great movie. This is the scene where all you hear is "Hal, do you read me"? And its answer "Affirmative Dave, I read you"...

34 and Shadow casting -- Watch live at http://www.twitch.tv/deliberatemurder

The ad was shown for the first time at the opening of Steve Jobs' MacWorld SF 1999 keynote.
Air-date: January 7, 1999

Погружение в вечность, механические шумы ЭАЛа и смерть людей по вине машин - все это на дебютной пластинке Григория Шульца и его сетевого напарника Егора Астафьева. Полностью написан на FL Studio под впечатлением от просмотра фильма \"Космическая одиссея, 2001\" Стенли Кубрика по одноименной книге Артура Кларка


This is a Song with the voices of the computer HAL 9000 and the astronaut Dave Bowman of Stanley Kubrick's movie: 2001 A Space Odyssey. There is also a drumsample, some keyboards and my Le Fay Pulse bass. Hope you like it...

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фрагмент к/ф «2001: Космическая одиссея» (1968)
режиссёр Стэнли Кубрик

HAL 9000: My instructor was Mr Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it, I can sing it for you.
Dave: Yes, I’d like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
HAL 9000: It’s called “Daisy.” Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do. I’m half crazy, all for the love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage – I can’t afford a carriage, but you’d look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

video - 2001: A Space Odyssey

Рабочие будни балгарского петушка на MRG

This is the complete scene showing Dave deactivating Hal 9000 in HD quality. I couldn’t find a video on YouTube showing the full scene from start to finish so I figured I'd upload it myself. Watch in HD and enjoy this awesome section of an even better movie.

All rights to the clip shown belong to Warner Bros.

© Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Inc. (MGM)

Видюшка по неплохой браузерной игре

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Invitation 4 HAL_9000
Download HQ 100fps: http://yadi.sk/d/RQIfE8ZrBHb8o

by Вадим Масленников


Не стоило добавлять в память бортового ИИ стихи Есенина...

Dave: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid tha

13th #cpmduel cup loser bracket final

Jungle 95 vs 2001 Space Odyssey

Gameplay server CPMA at cs 1.6 game. Frags by HAL_9000 (Russian Community)


«2001: Одиссея Тесла» — это пародия на «HAL 9000» из фильма «Космическая одиссея 2001 года».
В данном видео Энтони, который является жадным водителем «Тесла» и владельцем модели S 2014 года, решает, что пора бы обновиться до новой модели «Тесла X», которая должен появиться в начале 2015 года. Но «SAL 9000» внезапно появляется после того, как она узнала о его планах обновления и бросает вызов Энтони, в то время общаясь с его дочерью Эмери в очень хорошем тоне.


The teaser for full movie CPMA Arena Players by HAL_9000 (Tund3r) for comeback moviemaking.