The Italian Men Who Went To Malta

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"Italian Man Who Went To Malta"

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The Italian man who went to Malta

One day imma gona to Malta to
bigga hotell
In the morning i go down to eat a
breakfast
I tell the waitress i wanna 2 pieces of
toast
She brings me only one piss
I tell her i wanna to piss
She says go to the toilet
I say you dont understand
I want to piss on my plate
She say you better no piss on the
plate
You son of a bitch!
I dont even know the lady
And she calls me a son of a beach

Later

I go to eat at a bigga resturant
The waitress bring me a spoon and
a knife, but no fork!
I tell her i wanna the fuck
She tellin me everyone wanna fuck
I tell her you dont understand
I wanna fucka on the table
She say you better not fuck on the
table
You son of a bitch!

So i go back to my room in a hotel
And there is no sheeats on the bed
Call the manager and im tellin him i
wanna shit!
He tellin me go to the toilet
I say you dont understand
I wanna shit on my bed!
He say you better not shit on my
bed
You son of y

Хоть и старо, но актуально :D

то видео не грузилось,это вроди идет)

Балдею от этого......

Приключения Итальянца в Америке

I AM PROUD OF MY ITALIAN ACCENT, GOOD ENGLISH PRONUNCIATION IS NOT A MUST IN THE LIFE.
I AM ALSO PROUD OF MY ANCESTORS (THE ROMANS) WHO WITH THEIR LATIN GAVE A HIGH CONTRIBUTION TO COMPLETE THE ENGLISH,THE FRENCH AND THE SPANISH VOCABULARY. THEREFORE YOU CAN LAUGH, IF YOU WANT, BUT WITH RESPECT.

SONO ORGOGLIOSO DEL MIO ACCENTO ITALIANO.
AVERE UNA BUONA PRONUNZIA DELL' INGLESE NON E' INDISPENSABILE NELLA VITA.
SONO ANCHE ORGOGLIOSO DEI MIEI ANTENATI (I ROMANI) CHE CON IL LORO LATINO,