Yakov Smirnoff: standup comedy act

This is the most famous standup act of Russian-born standup comedian (and psychologist) Yakov Smirnoff who emigrated to the USA and became famous there.
In this act (performed for The Dangerfield's, at the 9th Annual Young Comedians Special) he's talking about his moving to the USA and the problems of settling down in a new country.
I should say it's a must for any standup-lovers, but, I guess all of you have already seen is a zillion times :)

If, by any chance you haven't - enjoy :)

Update: I corrected the mistakes some of the comments mentioned. Thanks. If you see any other mistakes, please, let me know in a comment, so I can correct them, too.

I'm planning to replace the whole original subtitle which is hard to read, this way.